
Spy Hard
All the action. All the women. Half the intelligence.
1996 en 81 minutes
Rating: 5.377
Plot
The evil Gen. Rancor has his sights set on world domination, and only one man can stop him: Dick Steele, also known as Agent WD-40. Rancor needs to obtain a computer circuit for the missile that he is planning to fire, so Steele teams up with Veronique Ukrinsky, a KGB agent whose father designed the chip. Together they try to locate the evil mastermind's headquarters, where Veronique's father and several other hostages are being held.
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Cast

Leslie Nielsen
Dick Steele

Nicollette Sheridan
Veronique Ukrinsky

Charles Durning
The Director

Marcia Gay Harden
Miss Cheevus

Barry Bostwick
Norman Coleman

Andy Griffith
General Rancor

Stephanie Romanov
Victoria / Barbara Dahl

Talisa Soto
Desiree More

Robert Guillaume
Agent Steve Bishop

Carl Ciarfalio
Thug #1

Keith Campbell
Thug #2

Esau McKnight
Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone

Taylor Negron
Painter

"Weird Al" Yankovic
Himself

Alex Trebek
Agency Tape Recorder (Voice)

Mr. T
Helicopter Pilot

Ray Charles
Busdriver

Joyce Brothers
Steele's Tag Team Member

Hulk Hogan
Steele's Other Tag Team Member

Pat Morita
Brian, Waiter in Restaurant

Elizabeth Kaitan
Helicopter Ticket Agent

Alexandra Paul
Woman in Murphy Bed

Michael Berryman
Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask

Eddie Deezen
Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On

John Kassir
Rancor Guard at Intercom

John Ales
Kabul

Elya Baskin
Professor Ukrinsky

Mason Gamble
McCluckey

Carlos Lauchu
Slice

Roger Clinton, Jr.
Agent Clinton

Robert Culp
Businessman

Fabio
Fabio

Curtis Armstrong
Pastry Chef

Clyde Kusatsu
Noggin

Diane Klimaszewski
Twin #1

Elaine Klimaszewski
Twin #2

Tina Arning
Dancer

Rick Cramer
Heimlich, Rancor Terrorist

Brad Garrett
Short Rancor Guard (Voice)

Kelly Lange
Kelly Lange

Thuy Trang
Manicurist

Austin Kottke
Boy with Balloons

Reid Worthington
Balloon-Popping Boy

Shari Shattuck
Stewardess

Downtown Julie Brown
Cigarette Girl

Asbjørn 'Bear' Riis
Guard at Rocket (uncredited)

Katherine Moffat
Agent Moffat

Linda Harmon
Singing Nun