Song of the Sword

Song of the Sword

1986 en 117 minutes

Rating: 0

Plot

Imagine, if you will, LARPers — Live Action Role Playing — but on a much larger scale, filmed by video camera, fuzzy drained video colors coalescing to give us wanderers with walking sticks in the woods, primitive video effects in the place of computer generation magic and best of all, everyone is so serious about it. Like, serious enough to get out amongst the jagger bushes and mosquitos in a loin cloth of all things. You ever pore over that old Monster Manual and have a Hook Horror LJN figure? Then you’re going to get this. Maybe you’d like to see ladies in Renaissance Faire garb sword fight one another in the hometown of William Burroughs, possibly behind a mall? Do you like dialogue like, “Do mine eyes deceive me or is it Shan-Ra?” And people bowing and saying, “My lady, I beseech you for protection?” This is that movie.

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Cast

Ry Brown

Ry Brown

Grimwald Graelie

Maria Anthony

Maria Anthony

Kalydia

Clark Jamison

Clark Jamison

Shan-Ra

Mitch Barr

Mitch Barr

Calador

Dody Sankpill

Dody Sankpill

Adroma

Mark Parker

Mark Parker

Merlin

Shanda Grotta

Shanda Grotta

The Warrior Queen

Bridget Patti

Bridget Patti

Rugaria

Stan Haehl

Stan Haehl

Rebel

Owen Leonard

Owen Leonard

Rebel

Kevin Ritchie

Kevin Ritchie

Rebel

Julia Warrick

Julia Warrick

Rebel

Ben Froideveaux

Ben Froideveaux

Stunt Fighting Rebel

Gil Bavel

Gil Bavel

Heron

Steve Roberts

Steve Roberts

The Executioner

Keith Abrams

Keith Abrams

Filo

Mark Parker

Mark Parker

Dark Invader

Clark Jamison

Clark Jamison

Dark Invader

Maria Anthony

Maria Anthony

Dark Invader

Ry Brown

Ry Brown

Dark Invader

Larry Carter

Larry Carter

Dark Invader

Kevin Ritchie

Kevin Ritchie

Dark Invader

Ben Froideveaux

Ben Froideveaux

Dark Invader

Bo Flemming

Bo Flemming

Wall Climbing Invader

Christopher Gabbert

Christopher Gabbert

Death

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