Plot
Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.
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Cast
Mike Myers
Guru Pitka
Jessica Alba
Jane Bullard
Justin Timberlake
Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé
Romany Malco
Darren Roanoke
Meagan Good
Prudence
John Oliver
Dick Pants
Verne Troyer
Coach Punch Cherkov
Manu Narayan
Rajneesh
Stephen Colbert
Jay Kell
Jim Gaffigan
Trent Lueders
Ben Kingsley
Guru Tugginmypuddha
Omid Djalili
Guru Satchabigknoba
Deepak Chopra
Deepak Chopra
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
Ye
Kanye West
Trevor Heins
Young Pitka
Samantha Bee
Cinnabon Cashier
Boyd Banks
EMT
Rob Huebel
Frat Guy
Daniel Tosh
Bar Patron
Rob Blake
Himself
Telma Hopkins
Lillian Roanoke
Rob Gfroerer
Sickly Nerd
Liana Mendoza
Dancer
Robert Cohen
Nerd
Linda Kash
Female Reporter
Bob Bainborough
Assistant Coach
Gotham Chopra
Deepak Early 20's
Suresh John
Indian Man
Jaan Padda
Young Deepak
Seán Cullen
Referee
Matt Baram
EMT
Garry Robbins
Biker
Peter Schoelier
Uncle Jack
Ben Gans
Goal Post Judge
Alexia Filippeos
11-Year-Old Girl
Taylor Flood
11-Year-Old Girl
Shakti Kupil
Sanjay
Graham Gordy
DJ
Jahlani Bishop
Children's Church Choir
Jahmal Daniel
Children's Church Choir
Helen Semmunigus
Children's Church Choir
Donna Ellis
Children's Church Choir
Jazmine Jeffrey
Children's Church Choir
Danielle Johnson
Children's Church Choir
Carlisa Lewis
Children's Church Choir
Elyssa Marshall
Children's Church Choir
Jamila Mason
Children's Church Choir
Nathaniel Robinson
Children's Church Choir
Adisa Liburd
Children's Church Choir
Daniel Skeete
Children's Church Choir
Tierra McRae-Spence
Children's Church Choir
Kadesha Webb
Children's Church Choir
Clarice Gillard
Children's Church Choir
Raemiah Dorrington
Children's Church Choir
Zoia Davis
Children's Church Choir
Ashton Williams
Children's Church Choir
Tyra Jones-Hurst
Children's Church Choir
Knikole Frans
Children's Church Choir
Sabrina Morris
Children's Church Choir
Nadine Muir
Children's Church Choir
Alpha Kayondo
Children's Church Choir
Tracey Soman
Children's Church Choir
Larissa Abrams-Ogg
Children's Church Choir
Zachary Jones-Hurst
Children's Church Choir
Krystal Kiran
Group Dancer
Uppekha Jain
Group Dancer
Dani Jazzar
Group Dancer
Frank Bishun
Group Dancer
Karun Pathak
Group Dancer
Sachin Bhatt
Group Dancer
Prosenjit Kundu
Group Dancer
Robert Halley
Group Dancer
Sharat Chawla
Group Dancer
Namita Kapoor
Group Dancer
Shereen Ladha
Group Dancer
Nazneen Irani
Group Dancer
Hetal Patel
Group Dancer
Sharona D'Ornellas
Group Dancer
Michelle Marshall
Oprah Winfrey (voice)
Mariska Hargitay
Mariska Hargitay (uncredited)
Val Kilmer
Val Kilmer (uncredited)
Madhumita Sen
Group Dancer
Jessica Rotter
Persian Beauty (uncredited)
Frank Meschkuleit
Additional Performances (puppeteer)
