
Plot
Three young men, a scriptwriter, a producer and a director are called in by Benny U Murdoch, an exotic movie producer. He wants to make a new erotic movie starring a big woman - the "Eskimo Nell" of the title. However problems start from the beginning, the scriptwriter is a virgin, a lover of penguins and hasn't a clue on how to write an erotic movie, each of the three main backers want a different type of movie - a western, an erotic and a kung-fu movie with different people in the main part. However problems really start for the three when Benny runs off with all the money and they have to make three different versions of the same film and try not to let the backers and stars know what has happened. And this is made harder when there is a clean-up-filth society breathing down their necks....
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Cast

Michael Armstrong
Dennis Morrison

Terence Edmond
Clive Potter

Christopher Timothy
Harris Tweedle

Roy Kinnear
Benny U. Murdoch

Rosalind Knight
Lady Longhorn

Lloyd Lamble
The Bishop

Jonathan Adams
Lord Coltwind

Christopher Biggins
Jeremy Longhorn

Katy Manning
Hermione Longhorn

Diane Langton
Gladys Armitage

Gordon Tanner
Big Dick

Beth Porter
Billie Harris

Max Mason
Dave

Christopher Neil
Brendan

Richard Caldicot
Ambrose Cream

Stephen Marsh
Rudolph

Prudence Drage
Millicent Bindle

Jeremy Hawk
Vernon Peabody

Rayner Bourton
Johnny

Stephen Riddle
Simon

Sheila Bernette
Casting Girl

Tony Sympson
Grandfather

Beatrice Shaw
Grandmother

Jenny Short
Maggie

Michael Worsley
Charlie

Nicholas Young
Deadeye Dick

Lewis Barber
Mexican Pete

Anna Quayle
Reverend Mother

David Toguri
Kung Fu Artist

George Moon
Nightwatchman

Dave Carter
Laboratory Man

Connie Brodie
Royal Personage

Bill Maelor-Jones
Cinema Manager

Graham Ashley
Projectionist

Stephanie Cole
Traffic Warden (uncredited)

Laurie Goode
Cowboy (uncredited)

Kristin Hatfield
Woman Browsing Travel Brochure (uncredited)

Derek Martin
Floor Manager (uncredited)

Mary Millington
Traffic Warden Stripper (uncredited)

Charles Pemberton
Policeman (uncredited)

Jenny Tomasin
Shy Casting Girl (uncredited)