Plot
Three young men, a scriptwriter, a producer and a director are called in by Benny U Murdoch, an exotic movie producer. He wants to make a new erotic movie starring a big woman - the "Eskimo Nell" of the title. However problems start from the beginning, the scriptwriter is a virgin, a lover of penguins and hasn't a clue on how to write an erotic movie, each of the three main backers want a different type of movie - a western, an erotic and a kung-fu movie with different people in the main part. However problems really start for the three when Benny runs off with all the money and they have to make three different versions of the same film and try not to let the backers and stars know what has happened. And this is made harder when there is a clean-up-filth society breathing down their necks....
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Cast
Michael Armstrong
Dennis Morrison
Terence Edmond
Clive Potter
Christopher Timothy
Harris Tweedle
Roy Kinnear
Benny U. Murdoch
Rosalind Knight
Lady Longhorn
Lloyd Lamble
The Bishop
Jonathan Adams
Lord Coltwind
Christopher Biggins
Jeremy Longhorn
Katy Manning
Hermione Longhorn
Diane Langton
Gladys Armitage
Gordon Tanner
Big Dick
Beth Porter
Billie Harris
Max Mason
Dave
Christopher Neil
Brendan
Richard Caldicot
Ambrose Cream
Stephen Marsh
Rudolph
Prudence Drage
Millicent Bindle
Jeremy Hawk
Vernon Peabody
Rayner Bourton
Johnny
Stephen Riddle
Simon
Sheila Bernette
Casting Girl
Tony Sympson
Grandfather
Beatrice Shaw
Grandmother
Jenny Short
Maggie
Michael Worsley
Charlie
Nicholas Young
Deadeye Dick
Lewis Barber
Mexican Pete
Anna Quayle
Reverend Mother
David Toguri
Kung Fu Artist
George Moon
Nightwatchman
Dave Carter
Laboratory Man
Connie Brodie
Royal Personage
Bill Maelor-Jones
Cinema Manager
Graham Ashley
Projectionist
Stephanie Cole
Traffic Warden (uncredited)
Laurie Goode
Cowboy (uncredited)
Kristin Hatfield
Woman Browsing Travel Brochure (uncredited)
Derek Martin
Floor Manager (uncredited)
Mary Millington
Traffic Warden Stripper (uncredited)
Charles Pemberton
Policeman (uncredited)
Jenny Tomasin
Shy Casting Girl (uncredited)
