Plot
A weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial arts expert who can fight off inmates who want to hurt or love him.
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Cast
Rob Schneider
Big Stan
David Carradine
The Master
Jennifer Morrison
Mindy
Scott Wilson
Warden Gasque
Tsuyoshi Abe
Dang
Henry Gibson
Shorts
M. Emmet Walsh
Lew Popper
Sally Kirkland
Madame Foreman
Richard Kind
Mal
Dan Haggerty
Tubby
Bob Sapp
Big Raymond
Salvator Xuereb
Patterson
Buddy Lewis
Cleon
Peter Vasquez
Juanito
Jackson Rathbone
Robbie
Ahman Green
Diamond King
Brandon T. Jackson
Deshawn
Simon Rhee
Master Cho
Kevin Gage
Bullard
Dan Inosanto
Prison Chef
Brandon Molale
Piken
Jim Cody Williams
Tyler
Randy Couture
Carnahan
Diego Corrales
Julio
Federico Dordei
Faribe
Don Frye
Nation Member
Marcia Wallace
Alma
Richard Riehle
Judge Perry
Pilar Schneider
Board of Governors
Barbara Dodd
Mrs. Darby
Olivia Munn
Secretary
Megan Cavanagh
Parole Board
David Alan Graf
Councilman Weintraub
Chris Moss
Prison Dancer
Bruno Alexander
Hendricks
Brett Wagner
Nazi Joe
Faith Womack
Mindy Jr.
Richard Kwon
Seymore
Matt Farley
Bailiff
Joe Goossen
Gay Foosball Champion
Enrique Teves
Piano Player
Wes Takahashi
Bartender
Damian F. Sandolo
Police Officer
Jon Tenting
Police Officer #2
Andrew Bernhard
Inmate
Roberto 'Lil Rob' Flores
Inmate
T.J. Amato
Waiter #1 (uncredited)
