Plot
A weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial arts expert who can fight off inmates who want to hurt or love him.
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Cast
Rob Schneider
Big Stan
David Carradine
The Master
Sally Kirkland
Madame Foreman
Jennifer Morrison
Mindy
Scott Wilson
Warden Gasque
Richard Kind
Mal
M. Emmet Walsh
Lew Popper
Henry Gibson
Shorts
Richard Riehle
Judge Perry
Marcia Wallace
Alma
Simon Rhee
Master Cho
Pilar Schneider
Board of Governors
Dan Haggerty
Tubby
Brandon Molale
Piken
Dan Inosanto
Prison Chef
Ahman Green
Diamond King
Randy Couture
Carnahan
Brandon T. Jackson
Deshawn
Don Frye
Nation Member
Peter Vasquez
Juanito
Jim Cody Williams
Tyler
Bob Sapp
Big Raymond
Buddy Lewis
Cleon
Jackson Rathbone
Robbie
Salvator Xuereb
Patterson
Tsuyoshi Abe
Dang
Kevin Gage
Bullard
Diego Corrales
Julio
Federico Dordei
Faribe
Wes Takahashi
Bartender
Matt Farley
Bailiff
Richard Kwon
Seymore
Olivia Munn
Secretary
Barbara Dodd
Mrs. Darby
Megan Cavanagh
Parole Board
Roberto 'Lil Rob' Flores
Inmate
Joe Goossen
Gay Foosball Champion
Faith Womack
Mindy Jr.
Damian F. Sandolo
Police Officer
Chris Moss
Prison Dancer
David Alan Graf
Councilman Weintraub
Bruno Alexander
Hendricks
Jon Tenting
Police Officer #2
Brett Wagner
Nazi Joe
Enrique Teves
Piano Player
Andrew Bernhard
Inmate
T.J. Amato
Waiter #1 (uncredited)
