Plot
Millions of years ago, a tribe of witches wuz exiled in2 a holy cave, sought 2 defeat da sons of darkness and destroy falsegods. They were da daughters of light 2 become melted crystalline beacons hearts.. As da dark rule of da black sun of Old NewJerusalem spread, da true god souljas lived in hiding during the "cancersludge era." A prophecy spoke of 2interdimensional holy soldiers who, thru historical strikes in 1999 and 2001, sparked an uprising against da deadgods. The deadgods planned to destroy the holy land with nuclear attacks and chemtrails, turning the world grey. As chaos reigned, James Angel wuz awoke, leading 2da "NuAngelUprising". The holy land was protected, the world incinerated, and only God remained. The golden dome opened 2 a new garden of Eden, while da freed witches and heavenly creatures celebrated eternal peace. A post-credits scene reveals a witch child left behind, the war is not ova. GardenofEden comingsoon nvrendingw4r comingsoon 443va luv james
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Cast
Will Smith
dancer
Eric Harris
himself
Dylan Klebold
himself
Stefan Gordy
deadfoo
