
Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie
"They were fun, but they weren't a joke." - Martha Quinn
2025 en 105 minutes
Rating: 0
Plot
Scrappy documentary about a band that flew too close to the sun to make it really big. Albany, NY's Blotto rose from the ashes of the Star-Spangled Washboard Band and scored an unlikely hit with I Wanna Be A Lifeguard in the early 80's thanks in part to getting airplay on MTV when the network launched August 1, 1981. The film follows their struggles to land a major label deal despite huge success with touring and releasing their own EPs and Albums. First-time director Rob Lichter (aka Bert Blotto) puts together a funny, heart-felt portrait of the musical pranksters that is sometimes heartbreaking despite all the laughs.
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Cast

Paul Jossman
Bowtie Blotto

Bill Polchinski
Broadway Blotto

Keith Stephenson
Cheese Blotto

Greg Haymes
Sergeant Blotto (aka Sarge)

Paul Rapp
Lee Harvey Blotto

Helena Binder
Blanche Blotto

David Maswick
Chevrolet Blotto

Mike Kelley
Himself

Steve Davies
Himself

Martha Quinn
Herself

Donald Roeser
Himself

Jackie Martling
Himself

Bob Buchmann
Himself

Liz Bishop
Herself

Martin Benjamin
Himself

John Dannison
Himself

Tom Gliserman
Himself

Lou Brutus
Himself

Paul Petroskey
Himself

Jim Furlong
Himself

Vinnie Birbiglia
Himself

Peter Frances
Himself

Stan Beinstein
Himself

Greg Bell
Himself

Tony Wolf
Himself