![The Onion Movie](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/AikMOGbaKpCzHnupsdBzyacsKC2.jpg)
Plot
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Trailer
Cast
![Len Cariou](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/9VJeCcxHkPkN4xH4izmwYHXRMy2.jpg)
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
![Steven Seagal](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/fGNIEpn3JqOckY3ahnJX9x3qA94.jpg)
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
![Larissa Laskin](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/4fGui0UzPGOHhaLbcRRWzbYn6vG.jpg)
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
![Ken Takemoto](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/ydD2U88ZzduhDTkR87vpFUJevu2.jpg)
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
![Don McManus](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/rGdpdQ0DDVDX4FlQzrdFGcOlRGB.jpg)
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
![Michael Bolton](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/dnOmjAarXHe8D0VPIRQrZJsn9M9.jpg)
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
![Ahmed Ahmed](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/5sMBJ8KhUFfk1r6dFqUlxTwMrgC.jpg)
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
![Brendan Fletcher](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/dSXct01FSuMQmuTt2PuBlV4veTY.jpg)
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
![Daniel Dae Kim](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/aXbTKgL4u6oVumQ459B9VkGTn4A.jpg)
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
![Meredith Baxter](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/9vUYi899mH8S5XQlYWouOyDjDXO.jpg)
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
![Jed Rees](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/o1ivnaWK3AXxPI6O9UmykTz2kcY.jpg)
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
![Rodney Dangerfield](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/7ovx3TFiIlMbNfIxaYUtTOBydEr.jpg)
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
![Ahmed B. Badran](/images/avatar.webp)
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian
![Brian Powell](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/yg6see729qEfJHErEdwf13MYWWk.jpg)
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
![Scott Klace](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/zrfQrnsYVRNiJa3s4gGqZH3PSPZ.jpg)
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
![Barbara Pilavin](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/P9USuvVLudnUzGs6f81h5HyRHX.jpg)
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
![Sandy Kenyon](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/7J6IMDI63TdDFSeqHlMAwUfr3J9.jpg)
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
![Orlando Seale](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/wFWALeCRJyE4O7lu83FldzN8v3d.jpg)
Orlando Seale
Producer
![Erik Stolhanske](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/eVMov7majKwNO8eOMcwweaAnBJj.jpg)
Erik Stolhanske
Producer
![Sarah McElligott](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/ya1XhOx4T3vX0Ni85Nl9b0l3M9V.jpg)
Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry
![Randy Oglesby](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/95ktQ5pD8CuDmRYi4MszTmYCr0U.jpg)
Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General
![Kwame Boateng](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/f5OsphajZllcaricfXbgdX7DBAL.jpg)
Kwame Boateng
Dibo
![Richard Fancy](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/x99fMibFGHfXe3L6FD5cHWXDhU2.jpg)
Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber
![Alex Solowitz](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/nvo3jx3yYRPncgH6Y30hB83MAvr.jpg)
Alex Solowitz
The Masses
![Savannah Haske](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/qtOvY6w4sSbqkF7PYeOpChjBizO.jpg)
Savannah Haske
Rapist Lisa
![Rebecca Lowman](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/tITEcjM85sDKA6Ji6yTJB66TEF2.jpg)
Rebecca Lowman
Rape Victim Julie
![Jim Gleason](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/q1AcVjW6Xb0mOTHHobMSm9AXcOr.jpg)
Jim Gleason
Steel Beam Architect
![Michael Harney](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/j64sglNnGc5fAHPEkJ1TmKOITQP.jpg)
Michael Harney
Line-Up Detective
![Angel Cassidy](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/2ITlorvSZhrI3wkSC9V5P6OUixp.jpg)
Angel Cassidy
Porn Star
![Gauge](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/zFBH8njeim6FZwsBCc3JNFp8nKf.jpg)
Gauge
Porn Star
![Robert Hoffman](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/idAwI1mQdcEzUK3ihcfCVT84vnP.jpg)
Robert Hoffman
Lollipop Love Dancer
![Joel McHale](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/rh7yqtDZv1fSQGTKvbRQwiVdJu2.jpg)
Joel McHale
Office Worker
![Harry Shum Jr.](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/xFQsThmdyuOk9jt3zgZL08ixf2b.jpg)
Harry Shum Jr.
Lollipop Love Dancer
![Kevin Federline](/images/avatar.webp)
Kevin Federline
Lollipop Love Dancer
![Bo Barrett](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/bu3zp5F7ht753mAo5C3ewMGDFa8.jpg)
Bo Barrett
Wigger Jim
![Chrissy Metz](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/d1qBoF1JQdLI8OF99sVeNQqjXZG.jpg)
Chrissy Metz
Heavy Girl
![Marshall Manesh](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/qckq0EMLDYuTtEJkMeXzFeuKDnK.jpg)
Marshall Manesh
Announcer
![Greg Cipes](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/xzlljeYfqB9pf2plsCDcJ6syRpl.jpg)
Greg Cipes
Hippie Diplomant
![Nick Chinlund](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/lRmgWDIXqBTneGbKlJNSFyiis1e.jpg)
Nick Chinlund
Bryce Brand
![Jim Rash](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/cXat9HZ5ajQZsrAZ8xE4zIEVEcb.jpg)
Jim Rash
Bryce's Manager
![Paul Scheer](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/76c6ieidSECRslxVX4ZA5WBdz40.jpg)
Paul Scheer
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
![John Viener](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/zOrJ9ypXMjtlhqfl8JRop7my3cr.jpg)
John Viener
Peen Out Guy
![Gedde Watanabe](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/4uI6QEicUA0cR5suA0B2bEM7JBt.jpg)
Gedde Watanabe
James Nakatami
![Chris Villa](/images/avatar.webp)
Chris Villa
Gay Guy