Plot
Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning begins with Captain James B. Pirk of the starship Kickstart shipwrecked on the 21st century Earth with his crew. Originally from the distant future, Pirk and his crew traveled back in time to save the Earth from hostile aliens, but lost their ship and became stranded. Pirk's daily routine consists mainly of stuffing his face at the local fast food restaurant, and he is finding it difficult to convince the ladies he is, in fact, an intergalactic space hero from the future. As the prospects for humanity's conquest of space look increasingly bleaker, Pirk comes up with a questionable plan to save mankind's future...
Trailer
Cast
Samuli Torssonen
Emperor James B. Pirk
Atte Joutsen
Captain Joni K. Sherrypie
Timo Vuorensola
Commander Dwarf
Antti Satama
Info
Karoliina Blackburn
P Union science officer
Janos Honkonen
Sergei Fukov/Festerbester
Seppo Honkanen
P Union scientist
Tiina Routamaa
Lt Whip
Jari Ahola
Chief of Security Mikhail Garybrandy
Sonja Sjöblom
Girl in Hamburger Restaurant
Santeri Humina
Boyfriend
Ville Vuorensola
Member of Gang
Rudi Airisto
Jeff Cochbrane
Niklas Vainio
Talok
Esa Jaatinen
Guard at research station
Pasi Rantala
Vladimir
Sami Vaittinen
Anatoli
Eeva Malmberg
Pirk's adjutant
Kari Väänänen
President Uljanov
Antti Hukkanen
Propaganda Film Narrator/Voice of Flush/Carlo's Sex Line
Petri Henttinen
Lt. Fubar
Timo Pekurinen
Lt. Twinklemagnet
Teemu Savolainen
Lt. Makarov
Mirka Lammi
Capt. Hayday
Marko Eskola
Helpful Captain
Niko Liikanen
Ambassador Flush
Satu Heliö
Cmdr. Susannah Ivanovitsa
Jukka Korhonen
B-13 Bridge Officer
Minna Lanz
B-13 Bridge Officer
Hannu Pajunen
Scottish Engineer
Jarkko Paloviita
Ensign Newbie
Petri Lehtinen
P-Fleet Party Animal
Jani Argillander
P-Fleet Soldier at B-13 C&C
Erno Ristola
B-13 Security Team Lieutenant
Antti Haapalainen
Capt. Giddyup
Panu Kinnari
Psi-Corps Officer
Petri Vaittinen
Light Ball Loader
Otto Lanz
Gunner on the Excavator
Turo Oraste
Igor - Adjutant
Mike Pohjola
P-Fleet Captain
Jarmo Puskala
P-Fleet Recruit
Mikko Rautalahti
P-fleet soldier
Tapani Siirtola
B-13 Combatant
Janne Torssonen
P-Fleet Recruit
Petri Peltola
Earth Soldier (uncredited)
