
The Hebrew Hammer
Part man. Part street. 100% Kosher.
2003 en 81 minutes
Rating: 5.383
Plot
When a psychotic Santa tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life," it's up to the Hebrew Hammer to save the day. Together with Mohammed, head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, the Hammer takes no prisoners in his quest to hunt down the renegade Santa and make the holiday season safe for all.
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Cast

Adam Goldberg
Mordechai Jefferson Carver

Judy Greer
Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal

Andy Dick
Damian Claus

Mario Van Peebles
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim

Peter Coyote
JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal

Nora Dunn
Mrs. Carver

Sean Whalen
Tiny Tim

Tony Cox
Jamal

Richard Riehle
Santa

Melvin Van Peebles
Sweetback

Rachel Dratch
Tikva

Harrison Chad
Schlomo

Jim Petersmith
Skinhead Bartender

Annie McEnroe
Mrs. Highsmith

Grant Rosenmeyer
Young Mordechai

Elaine Hendrix
Blonde Bombshell

Ayelet Ben-Hur
Israeli Rental Agent

Alex Corrado
Tony

Brad Duck
Jimmy

Jason Fuchs
Adolescent Hasidic Boy

Ed Koch
Himself

Gary Pratt
Head Elf

Woodrow Asai
Mun Chi

Daryl Wein
Teenage Gentile

Michael Mylett
Gentile Boy No. 1

T.J. Sullivan
Gentile Boy No. 2

Audrey Twitchell
Gentile Girl No. 1

Alexa Eisenstein
Gentile Girl No. 2

Evelyn Page
Old Woman

George Hosmer
Chairman of the Jewish Worldwide Media Conspiracy

Ronald Schultz
ADL Chairman

Leslie Shenkel
JDL Member No. 1

Alan Nebelthau
JDL Member No. 2

Jerome F. Richards
Council Elder

C.P. Lacey
Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. / MC Hammer

Ephraim Benton
Black Teen

Devin Rene Burns
Blonde Gentile Girl

Jimmy Walsh
Freckle-Faced Gentile

Chris McGinn
Samples Woman

Kathryn Gordon
Bambi