The Hebrew Hammer

The Hebrew Hammer

Part man. Part street. 100% Kosher.

2003 en 81 minutes

Rating: 5.5

Plot

When a psychotic Santa tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life," it's up to the Hebrew Hammer to save the day. Together with Mohammed, head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, the Hammer takes no prisoners in his quest to hunt down the renegade Santa and make the holiday season safe for all.

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Cast

Adam Goldberg

Adam Goldberg

Mordechai Jefferson Carver

Judy Greer

Judy Greer

Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal

Andy Dick

Andy Dick

Damian Claus

Mario Van Peebles

Mario Van Peebles

Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim

Peter Coyote

Peter Coyote

JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal

Nora Dunn

Nora Dunn

Mrs. Carver

Sean Whalen

Sean Whalen

Tiny Tim

Tony Cox

Tony Cox

Jamal

Richard Riehle

Richard Riehle

Santa

Melvin Van Peebles

Melvin Van Peebles

Sweetback

Rachel Dratch

Rachel Dratch

Tikva

Harrison Chad

Harrison Chad

Schlomo

Jim Petersmith

Jim Petersmith

Skinhead Bartender

Annie McEnroe

Annie McEnroe

Mrs. Highsmith

Grant Rosenmeyer

Grant Rosenmeyer

Young Mordechai

Elaine Hendrix

Elaine Hendrix

Blonde Bombshell

Ayelet Ben-Hur

Ayelet Ben-Hur

Israeli Rental Agent

Alex Corrado

Alex Corrado

Tony

Brad Duck

Brad Duck

Jimmy

Jason Fuchs

Jason Fuchs

Adolescent Hasidic Boy

Ed Koch

Ed Koch

Himself

Gary Pratt

Gary Pratt

Head Elf

Woodrow Asai

Woodrow Asai

Mun Chi

Daryl Wein

Daryl Wein

Teenage Gentile

Michael Mylett

Michael Mylett

Gentile Boy No. 1

T.J. Sullivan

T.J. Sullivan

Gentile Boy No. 2

Audrey Twitchell

Audrey Twitchell

Gentile Girl No. 1

Alexa Eisenstein

Alexa Eisenstein

Gentile Girl No. 2

Evelyn Page

Evelyn Page

Old Woman

George Hosmer

George Hosmer

Chairman of the Jewish Worldwide Media Conspiracy

Ronald Schultz

Ronald Schultz

ADL Chairman

Leslie Shenkel

Leslie Shenkel

JDL Member No. 1

Alan Nebelthau

Alan Nebelthau

JDL Member No. 2

Jerome F. Richards

Jerome F. Richards

Council Elder

C.P. Lacey

C.P. Lacey

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. / MC Hammer

Ephraim Benton

Ephraim Benton

Black Teen

Devin Rene Burns

Devin Rene Burns

Blonde Gentile Girl

Jimmy Walsh

Jimmy Walsh

Freckle-Faced Gentile

Chris McGinn

Chris McGinn

Samples Woman

Kathryn Gordon

Kathryn Gordon

Bambi

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