Plot
At popular South Beach University, filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine's annual best sorority, she must recruit atypical 'Sigmies' to fulfill the diversity criteria. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract 'losers' (too poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put through excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and most assertive pledge, wins the heart of Derek 'baby Dick', Victoria's ideal, yet constantly abused boyfriend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds.
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Cast
Paris Hilton
Victoria
Paula Garcés
Gloria
Kerri Kenney
Kathy
Sarah Carter
Kristen
Simon Rex
Derek
Geoffrey Arend
Dax / Mother / Photographer
Amanda Aday
Maxine
Randy Spelling
Kelly
Holly Valance
Jessica
Bianca Lawson
Monique
Alexis Thorpe
Morgan
Sarai Howard
Noureen DeWulf
Poo Poo
Diva Zappa
Babs
Amanda Rowan
Trista
Mickey Mickey
Heather
Ali Dee
Tonya
Greg Cipes
Reed
Sofía Vergara
FHM Hostess
Carmen Electra
Carmen Electra
Lin Shaye
Miss Prin
Taylor Negron
Professor Milchik
Rick Overton
Janitor Jones
Keith Hudson
Erik
Dieter Meier
Gamsie
Beau Beasley
Gay Guy
Justin Jackson
Michael
Sam E. Goldberg
Teddy the Nerd
Rick Najera
Buford Gomez
E. G. Daily
Catherine Johnson
Suzanna Rosado
Cute Girl #1
Tanisha Hernandez
Cute Girl #2
DJ Clue
DJ Clue
William Heins
Eddie Johnson
El Gordo
El Gordo
Olympia Kricos
Female Student
Keri Bruno
Fern
Mayra Veronica
FHM Model
Cayleen Davies
Gamma Pledge #1
Jaclyn Matthus
Goth Girl #1
Chira Cassel
Goth Girl #2
Tania Jimenez
Goth Girl #3
Allen Choate
Hairy Guy
April Henry
Irish Girl
Jiannina Castro
Irish Girl's Friend
Dustin Mangas
Jock Student
Eugenio Derbez
Jose
Miriam Kulick
Judith Cohen
Kyle Richards
Lisa
J.J. Wilson
Mr. Haas
Chad Muska
MTV Editor
Paulina Rubio
Paulina Rubio
Ari Belinski
Producer
Preston Lacy
Randy
Betheny Merola
Smoking Girl #1
Yvonne Gougelet
Smoking Girl #2
Jasmine Waltz
Smoking Girl #3
Alexis Barbara
Soda Girl #1
Cleveland Marcus Walton
Tri Pi Guy #1
Andrew Phillips
Tri Pi Guy #2
Sam Macaroni
Tucker
Cheryl Graham
Waspy Girl #1
Lily Brawner
Waspy Girl #2
Kirsten Gustitus
Waspy Girl #3
Shamron Moore
Brenda
Jennifer Elise Cox
VJ Outside FHM Party
Julia Lehman
Heather
Alison MacInnis
Leslie
Angela Dodson
Jenny
Camille Langfield
Mary at Nude Sorority
Daisy Hamilton
Daisy
April Florio
Gamma Girl
Keren Gilbert
Girl at FHM Party
Evan Scott Golden
Student
Andrew M. Phillips
Frat Guy #1
Eric Raddatz
Clubber
Breven Angaelica Warren
SBU Student
