Plot
Thinking he's competing in Los Angeles' hot Platinum Scissors contest, Scottish hairstylist Crawford (Craig Ferguson) leaves Glasgow with a film crew to capture the event. When he learns he's a mere audience member, Crawford must find a way to become the mane event.
Trailer
Cast
Craig Ferguson
Crawford Mackenzie
David Rasche
Stig
Mary McCormack
Monique
Donal Logue
Eamonn
Nina Siemaszko
Betty Fuego
David Hasselhoff
Himself
Drew Carey
Himself
Cathy Lee Crosby
Herself
Caitlyn Jenner
Herself
Frances Fisher
Candy
Melissa Rivers
Dianne Abbott
Sara Gilbert
Gretle Dickens
Cynthia Basinet
Hotel Clerk
Chris Langham
BBC Interviewer
Emily Procter
Young Valhenna Woman
Charles Napier
Sen. Warren Crockett
Ted McGinley
Johnny Darjerling
Jay Thomas
Tony Bolero (uncredited)
