The Lumberjack of All Trades
The Greatest Thrill Classic of All Time
2006 en 71 minutes
Rating: 6
Plot
Mark the Lumberjack is a woodsman with a bad temper and an even worse drinking problem. The Prospector, a gold-hunting old man awakens a monster within the hills. Sheriff Hanson and Deputy Allen, prove themselves incapable of handling the monster. The fate of the town falls into the hands of Mark and his rag-tag group of rebels: Brick McPherson the strong arm with an insatiable appetite, Greasy Joe the mechanic and Brick's sidekick, and Winston the old war veteran who can find the humor in any situation. Can this team of troublemakers take down the savage beast that is ravaging the town?
Trailer
Cast
Ken Johnson
Mark the Lumberjack
The Chris Bosies
Brick McPherson
Sammy Barnes
Greasy Joe
Warren Bloodsworth Jr.
Winston
Bob Connelly
The Prospector
Don Atkinson
Bunky
Matt Ripa
Sam Bucket
John Taylor
Bob Bucket
Josh Taylor
Bill Bucket
Graham Caldwell
Sheriff Hanson
Kurt Ludwick
Deputy Allen
Jim King
The Doc
Richard Bird
Arnie
Paul Klaverweiden
Mitch
Jordan A. Nichols
Frank Greene
Mary Vease
Mee Maw
Robert Walter
Officer Butch
Fred Wimbrow
Bigfoot
Jon Parke
Jerk Bear
Brian Keane
Dan Doppler
Michael Hudson
Porn-mag Pete
Joan Morris
Leonard's Mistress
Matt Bogdan
Dennis Loafer
Rob Schneider
Big Bury Bomber #1
Nancy Davies
Big Bury Bomber #2
Vaughn H. Waters
Pimp Daddy
Matthew LaCurts
Cheap Charlie (voice)
Eric Walter
The Bitch (voice)