
Happy, Texas
Escaped convicts disguised as beauty pageant experts? This could get ugly.
1999 en 98 minutes
Rating: 5.7
Plot
Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.
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Cast

Jeremy Northam
Harry Sawyer

Steve Zahn
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.

William H. Macy
Sheriff Chappy Dent

Ally Walker
Josephine "Joe" McClintock

Illeana Douglas
Doreen Schaefer

M.C. Gainey
Bob Maslow

Ron Perlman
Marshal Nalhober

Mo Gaffney
Mrs. Bromley

Paul Dooley
The Judge

Jillian Berard
Madison

Scarlett Pomers
Jency

Melissa Arnold
Other Happy Girl

Cassie Silva
Other Happy Girl

Tiffany Takara
Other Happy Girl

Tim Bagley
David

Michael Hitchcock
Steven

Ed Stone
Alton

Rance Howard
Ely

Derek Montgomery
Bully Boy

Kiva Lawrence
Pageant Judge

Carley Fink
"Little Light Girl"

David Shackelford
Varnel

Kim Story
Guard

Mark Illsley
Guard on Horse with Shotgun (uncredited)

Tim Cowgill
Local Cowboy (uncredited)

Krista Lewis
Bank Teller (uncredited)

Keo Woolford
Cabana Boy Kimo (uncredited)

Guy J. Graves
Tow Truck Driver (uncredited)