
Up the Chastity Belt
Frankie Howerd is the Funniest Knight of the Year!
1972 en 94 minutes
Rating: 4
Plot
A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...
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Cast

Frankie Howerd
Lurkalot / Richard the Lionheart

Graham Crowden
Sir Coward de Custard

Bill Fraser
Sir Braggart de Bombast

Roy Hudd
Nick the Pick

Hugh Paddick
Robin Hood

Anna Quayle
Lady Ashfodel

Fred Emney
Mortimer

Dave King
Landlord of The Blue Boar

Lance Percival
Our Man in the Holy Land

Nora Swinburne
Mistress of the Bed Chamber

Godfrey Winn
The Archbishop Of All England

Eartha Kitt
Scheherazade

David Battley
Yokel

Royce Mills
Knotweed

Veronica Clifford
Winifred

Frank Thornton
Master of Ceremonies

Iain Cuthbertson
Teutonic Knight

Billy Walker
Chopper

Derek Griffiths
Saladin

Rita Webb
Maid Marian

Judy Huxtable
Gretel

Aubrey Woods
Vegetable Stall Holder

Anne Aston
Lobelia

Long John Baldry
Little John

John Gorman
1st Man-at-Arms

John Barrett
1st Peasant

Barrie Gosney
Meat Stall Holder

Norman Beaton
Blacksmith

Don Hawkins
2nd Man-at-Arms

Nicholas Bennett
2nd Peasant

Sam Kydd
1st Locksmith

Jonathan Elsom
1st Horseman

Mischa De La Motte
Major Domo

Toby Lenon
Squill

Bernard Sharpe
Will Scarlett

Alec Pleon
Man in Stocks

Peter Straker
Arab

David Prowse
Sir Grumbel

Christopher Timothy
Vendor

Alan Rebbeck
Friar Tuck

Ian Trigger
Lucky Charm Seller

Christopher Sandford
Mutch

Johnny Vyvyan
Chestnut Man

Ian White
Lieutenant

Ken Wynne
First Man

David Kernan
Troubadour

Lally Bowers
The Voice (voice)

Jimmy Gardner
Little Man

Parnell McGarry
Battleaxe Wife

Patricia Quinn
Wife

Nora Wipp
Belly Dancer

Nino Laski
Belly Dancer

Sammie Winmill
Waitress

Seretta Wilson
Serving Wench

Fred Griffiths
Father

Winnie Holman
Woman

Martin Woodhams
Child

Robert Tayman
2nd Horseman

Bill Burns
Man-at-Arms (uncredited)

Ernest Fennemore
Friar (uncredited)

Chick Fowles
Lord (uncredited)

Sue Gentle
Serving Wench (uncredited)

Tom Georgeson
Merry Man (uncredited)

Anthony Lang
Servant (uncredited)

Drina Pavlovic
Slave Girl (uncredited)

Fred Wood
Peasant (uncredited)