 
		Plot
Captain Crowther's lot is not a happy one! Five of his crew have to be replaced and at such short notice before the voyage begins there isn't much to choose from. Not only does he get the five most incompetent shipmates ever to sail the seven seas, but the passengers turn out to be a rather strange bunch too. The SS Happy Wanderer will never be the same.
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Cast
 
	Sid James
Captain Wellington Crowther
 
	Kenneth Williams
First Officer Leonard Marjoribanks
 
	Kenneth Connor
Dr. Arthur Binn
 
	Liz Fraser
Glad Trimble
 
	Dilys Laye
Flo Castle
 
	Esma Cannon
Bridget Madderley
 
	Lance Percival
Wilfred Haines
 
	Jimmy Thompson
Sam Turner
 
	Ronnie Stevens
Drunk Passenger
 
	Vincent Ball
Jenkins
 
	Cyril Chamberlain
Tom Tree
 
	Willoughby Goddard
Large Man
 
	Ed Devereaux
Young Officer
 
	Brian Rawlinson
Nervous Steward
 
	Anton Rodgers
Young Man
 
	Anthony Sagar
Cook
 
	Terence Frisby
Passenger
 
	Mario Fabrizi
Second Cook
 
	Marian Collins
Bride
 
	Jill Mai Meredith
Shapely Miss
 
	Alan Casley
Sailor
 
	Evan David
Bridegroom
 
	Joyce Adams
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	Del Baker
Officer (uncredited)
 
	Roy Beck
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	Hyma Beckley
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	Roberto Cardinali
Dr. Arthur Binn (singing voice) (uncredited)
 
	Pauline Chamberlain
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	Norman Coburn
Wireless Operator (uncredited)
 
	Jean Collins
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	Peter Evans
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	Roy Everson
Officer (uncredited)
 
	Alan Gibbs
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	Alex Graham
Steward (uncredited)
 
	Patrick Halpin
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	Aidan Harrington
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	Alan Harris
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	Ruth Harrison
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	Renee Heimer
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	Jack Hetherington
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	John Howard
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	Gordon Humphries
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	Roy Lansford
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	Aileen Lewis
Mrs. Lewis (uncredited)
 
	Jack Mandeville
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	Gerald Paris
Steward (uncredited)
 
	Cecil Paul
Steward (uncredited)
 
	Ernie Priest
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	Jon Rumney
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	Pat Ryan
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	Arnold Schulkes
Young Officer (uncredited)
 
	Bunny Seaman
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	John Smart
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	Prunella Smith
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	Emile Stemmler
Steward (uncredited)
 
	Reg Thomason
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	John Timberlake
Chef (uncredited)
 
	Jan Williams
Passenger (uncredited)
 
	Ian Wilson
Passenger (uncredited)
 
		 
		 
		 
		 
		 
		 
		 
		 
		 
		 
		 
		 
		 
		 
		 
		 
		 
		 
		