Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk

Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk

The bloody, gothic, erotic, neurotic vampiric love-story that couldn't stay silent.

2014 en 134 minutes

Rating: 2

Plot

A reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound

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Cast

Max Schreck

Max Schreck

Count Orlock / The Nosferatu (archive)

Vivita

Vivita

Sister Funk

Tony Watt

Tony Watt

Father Pipecock

John Migliore

John Migliore

Johnny Ghoulash

Kelly Mari

Kelly Mari

Ariana - Bride of Orlock

Sara Dagoda

Sara Dagoda

Fräulein Wassermann - Mistress of Orlock

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