The Size of Watermelons

The Size of Watermelons

Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut.

1997 en 88 minutes

Rating: 3

Plot

Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut. While attending the Venice Beach Art School, he meets Lizzy, Patrick and Gnome, who become his friends. When Alex figures out he should make a movie, he decides to do an "alternative political documentary in black and white" about Gnomes struggle to free Hawaii. He hires some brain dead film students and meets the girl of his dreams and he's all ready to make his movie. Until the first scheduled shooting date when Gnome, who has the budget, turns up missing.

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Cast

Paul Rudd

Paul Rudd

Alex

Donal Logue

Donal Logue

Gnome

Donovan Leitch

Donovan Leitch

Patrick

Marissa Ribisi

Marissa Ribisi

Lizzie

Ione Skye

Ione Skye

Maggie

John Enos III

John Enos III

Leonard

Adam West

Adam West

Self

Tracey Walter

Tracey Walter

The Vagrant

David Lee Russek

David Lee Russek

Eddie

Zack Ward

Zack Ward

Skinhead

Ed Anders

Ed Anders

Bouncer

Richard Gilbert-Hill

Richard Gilbert-Hill

Drama Teacher

Matt Koruba

Matt Koruba

Young Alex

Leila Johnson

Leila Johnson

Kim

Françoise Robertson

Françoise Robertson

Cafe Waitress

Allan Kolman

Allan Kolman

Vladimir

Christopher Reed

Christopher Reed

Dealer

Jamie James

Jamie James

Jock

Stephen Webb

Stephen Webb

James

Jason NeSmith

Jason NeSmith

Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

Michael Anthony Williams

Michael Anthony Williams

Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

Nigel Mogg

Nigel Mogg

Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

Jesse Dorsey

Jesse Dorsey

Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy

Jeff Cairns

Jeff Cairns

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

Curtis Lindersmith

Curtis Lindersmith

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

Joe Majestik

Joe Majestik

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

Jason Mason

Jason Mason

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

Grant Vanderslice

Grant Vanderslice

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

Brandon Wells

Brandon Wells

Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut

Bernie Engel

Bernie Engel

Professor

Loesha Zeaviar

Loesha Zeaviar

Rachel

Jeff Rothpan

Jeff Rothpan

Hotel Clerk

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