Plot
What do you do when you fall into a vat of Viagra, and your entire body turns hard as a rock? Start a league of tawdry superheroes, of course! The invincible Doc Mild teams up with walking cell phone Chip Martin, genius Math McCue, and the obnoxious voice of Pamela Mae Sweet to fight the All-Crazy terrorist network. But their employer, President Douche of the United States of Martica, is hiding a dangerous secret. Will the "Tight 50" hold off the evildoers long enought to discover the sinister plan? And just what is the Leader of the Free World Market carrying in that little black box?
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Cast
Robin Gabrielli
Doc Mild
John Shanahan
Chip Martin
Diane Mela
Pamela Mae Sweet
Steve Mullahoo
Math McCue
Lorna Nogueira
Mrs. Douche
Eric Bruno Borgman
Dunz
Michael Legge
President Douche
Stacy Armstrong
Miffi Neal
James Porter
Professor Wagstaff
Ed Dunn
Dr. Triclops
Bunny Porter
Barbara Sog
Cherry Lynn Zinger
Sim Moroshi
Kimber Lynn Zinger
Kim Moroshi
Steve Paulovich
Terrorist
B.J. McCoy
Terrorist
Jan Nargi
Terrorist
Ed Eck
Terrorist
Todd Miller
Mr. Fishbreath
Ticia Low
Felicia Feckless
Suzanne Taylor
Tanya Nuisance
Phil Fougere
Mayor Ghoulish
Don Paul Nogueira
Robber
Celia Taylor
Puzzle Victim
Lois Taylor
Puzzle Victim
Peter Chase
Puzzle Victim
Cheryl Miller
Puzzle Victim
Dawn Chase
Puzzle Victim
Joe Sherlock
Don Chaney, Jr.
Evette Sherlock
Nurse
