Plot
After leaving prison, dwarf criminal Calvin Sims joins his moron brother Percy in stealing an expensive huge diamond from a jewelry store for the mobster Walken. They are chased by the police, and Calvin hides the stone in the purse of executive Vanessa Edwards, whose husband Darryl Edwards wants to have a baby. Percy convinces Calvin to dress like a baby and be left in front of the Edwards' house to get inside the house and retrieve the diamond. Darryl and Vanessa keep Calvin for the weekend and decide to adopt him, while Walken threatens Darryl to get the stone back.
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Cast
Marlon Wayans
Calvin
Shawn Wayans
Darryl
Kerry Washington
Vanessa
John Witherspoon
Pops
Tracy Morgan
Percy
Lochlyn Munro
Greg
Rob Schneider
Dinosaur Rex
David Alan Grier
Jimmy
Dave Sheridan
Rosco
Anthony Harrison
Policeman
Molly Shannon
Soccer Mom
Brittany Daniel
Brittany
Fred Stoller
Richard
Alex Borstein
Janet
Chazz Palminteri
Walken
Anastacia
Self
Damien Dante Wayans
Officer Wilson
John DeSantis
Bruno
Ken Kramer
Dr. Murphy
Kelly Coffield Park
The Jeweler
Moneca Delain
Hockey Waitress
Linden Porco
Calvin Body
Gabriel Pimentel
Calvin Body
Gary Owen
Officer Jankowski
Chloe Mathews
Chrissy
Matthew Ast
Tommy
Reece Leslie Knight
Nicholas
Chris Gauthier
Hockey Fan's Buddy
Glenn Ennis
Hockey Player
Chris Burns
Prison Guards
Peter Hanlon
Representative
Kai Kennedy
Park Boy
Isaiah States
Park Boy
Samantha Laster
Van Kid
Josh Laster
Van Kid
Bret Irving Coppa
Van Kid
