
Plot
Haru, an orphaned American who washes ashore in Japan and is mistaken for the great White Ninja of legend. Raised among the finest Ninjas, Haru grows strong and big - very big. With the grace of all Three Stooges rolled into one body, Haru is an embarrassment to his clan. But when a beautiful blonde pleads for his help, Haru is given one dangerous, disastrously funny chance to prove himself.
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Cast

Chris Farley
Haru

Nicollette Sheridan
Allison Page / Sally Jones

Robin Shou
Gobei

Nathaniel Parker
Martin Tanley

Chris Rock
Joey

Soon-Tek Oh
Sensei

Keith Cooke
Nobu

François Chau
Izumo

Dale Ishimoto
Old Japanese Man

Daming Chen
Head Kobudosai

Burt Bulos
Mr. Ozaru

Tom Bailey
Billy's Dad

Jason Tobin
Busboy

Richard Kline
Driver

Curtis Blanck
Billy

Kevin Farley
Policeman

John Farley
Policeman

Nathan Jung
Fisherman

Will Sasso
Chet Walters (uncredited)

Anna Mathias
Female Traveler

Gerry Del Sol
Porter

Cynthia Allison
Reporter

Francesca Cappucci
Reporter

Hideo Kimura
Security Person

Saachiko
Woman

James Laing
Guard

Robbie Thibaut Jr.
Grandson at Hotel

Michael Cardenas
Patron at Hop Louie's

Brett Golov
Club Patron

Joe Decker
Club Patron

Charles Dugan
Man with Shoes

Jason Davis
Young Haru

Alexandra Stabler
Girl on Rodeo Drive

Nicolas Stabler
Boy on Rodeo Drive

Tania L. Pearson
Dancer

Lisa C. Boltauzer
Dancer

Nancy Howard
Dancer

Conrad Goode
Bouncer

Brian Hayes Currie
Bouncer

Caesar Luisi
Bouncer

Rick Miller
Motorcycle Rider

Eric C. Charmelo
Guy at Plant

Sarah Pierse
Poodle Lady

Patrick Breen
Desk Manager (uncredited)

Susan A. Burig
Shrimp Lady (uncredited)

Billy Connolly
Japanese Antique Shop Proprietor (uncredited)

Jenny Inge Devaney
Waitress (uncredited)

Johnny Kim
Student Ninja (uncredited)

Justin Mercado
Karate Kid (uncredited)

Ryan Ryusaki
Karate Kid (uncredited)

Steve Terada
Martial Artist (uncredited)

Oliver Theess
Student Ninja (uncredited)

Doug Tochioka
Orange Ninja (uncredited)